Hey, why am I the latest subject to be talked about by the UMNO-rians? I know I'm popular , but please don't link me to those imberciles who have today, made me their latest quest for cheap publicity. So what if I'm fed for lunch and dinner to ISA-rians? Unlike those goons who serve them, I'm nutritious & appreciated. If I had a brain, theirs would pale in comparison. I provide you with lots of protein and choline. And when I'm from the Artic area, salted & richly-red in colour, I could fetch thousands of Euros per pound. They however, could only provide severe headache and diarhoea with their nonsensical antics.
I betcha that if/when I fall off the wall, many will not hesitate to salvage my insides, yup especially those goons. They seem to follow the lead of their bosses; grabbing anything and everything in sight. Maklumlah, they know their time is running out ........ just like me when i'm placed on a wall, waiting to fall!
So, Ms. Teresa, please do not complain that I was your only source of food during those few days in detention. You don't expect them to serve you sharks-fin soup nor KFC! You still came out healthy, right? Next time, please ask for some sate kuah ..... I'll surely taste better. If only they could be generous enough to throw-in a few lettuce leaves too, now that would be the real deal, I could assure you! Your day-of-victory will come, God-willing.
If all else fails to convince you, then think of me as "free food" borne by taxpayers. The gomen could only afford a daily food budget RM5 for every visitor to Hotel ISA ...... so naturally, I'm a good choice, cheap and highly nutritious; at a cost of only 30cts per one of me!
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