Thursday, April 14, 2011

Confessions of A Delusional Narcissist#4 : Nice Arse



I have a nice arse.


No, really, I do. I don't do butt-firming exercises. And no Cheryl, it's not from the collagen supplement. I think it results from being so uptight all the time these days. The rabbit year has certainly been unkind to me so far. I guess our body remembers the position after a while and years later we can't remember what came first. Did stress cause the firm glutes and tight sphincter, or the other way around? Another one of those million dollar questions where the answer is frivolously evasive, the same as "Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? or " Why is it that peeps say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours?"

Either way, if the result is an arse as nice as mine, I'm not worried. Worrying leads to forehead wrinkles and nobody wants that. They come into view before your arse does, after all.

Just a weird thought. Been having lots of them lately. Some of you who received my sms earlier today would attest to that!

Arrrrgh I'm so highly stressed .......






"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing

14 comments:

savante said...

Make sure you show it off! Often!

William said...

You're just horny.

Medie007 said...

narcissist.

Anonymous said...

Oh? You do? Come...show...show!!! LOL!!

thompsonboy said...

I love looking at nice arses

shane said...

u sure woke up very early in the morning

[SK] said...

a stressed tight butt!! wow, sexy~~ hahahaha :D

இ Baŋäŋaz இ said...

When you are highly stressed is it pain the in the arse or pain in the forehead? Nice butt haha.

Cheryl said...

errr.... i never think the collagen work for ur butt as i never want to notice. lol

Alice Law said...

Well, that picture looks like a guai lou's butt! It's good to being able to adore and like ourself, it probably would help to enhance self esteem!

Stress? Just go for a break and think out of the box, guess it will make you feel better!;D

Jiawen said...

Haha...cute.

So, you should be more uptight more often in order to have the perky butt longer? LOL

Cheers!

Gratitude said...

Savante, lolz :P

William, can you please tell me something I don't already know :P lolz

Medie, aren't we all?! :P

Suituapui, you may just puke rofl

Thompson, your days must be fully occupied then! ;)

Gratitude said...

Shane, stalker! :P

SK, you could also leave the "stressed" out, coz a tight butt suffices ;) rofl

Bananaz, Ooer into S&M huh? :P

Cheryl, you do not pretend very well! :P

Alice, please do not worry, I'm fine ;)

Jiawen, it's a matter of balancing both ;)

blue said...

dun get so uptight, just show 'it' oledi! LOL!