One of my friend's father who is currently residing in Melbourne, is always in for a joke and tease , and even leaves his funny mark when he is not home. Wanna share with you, the message on his answer phone (I'm tempted to get one myself) as light entertainment in hopes to start your week on a smiley mode.
This is the mental Hotline:
* If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly
* If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
* If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 and 6
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line so we can trace you call
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
* If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press because nobody will answer
* If you are dyslexic press 696969
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth and your mother's maiden name
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you anyway.
Have a wonderful week ahead, my beloved readers!
And don't forget to call me for a chat, rest assured, no other numbers to press other than my hp numbers. ^_^
20 comments:
Brilliant! It might have been created by a psychiatrist.
p/s: Like the songs in the playlist. ^_^
thanks,it brought a smile to my face
Lol those sure are some funny phone messages...
But if people listen everything phone bill sure expensive haha cause so long..
Wats ur number Anton... I'll call Twinkle up and we do conference call... The last time we chatted, he like yelling at me only... May be u can sooth him and we can get along LOL
But we don't have your number.. :P
Why i can't find the number that i suppose to press... how? :p
Any number for seeking for Job and love?
Hey Anton, hope you had a great weekend as well.
Time for booze!!! Hehe..
have a fab week ahead with a balance of work and love =^..^=
LOL.. Is it still a common thing in overseas to use such phones?
In 90s it was common and my mum freaked out coz Press 1 to 6 would direct her to different house tenants. I have very similar name with the Korean tenants.
Lil Dove ~ or some real cracker comedian. :) Glad you liked the songs. ^_^
Ichi ~ have a wonerful week ya, Ichi. :)
Jerry ~ Eeeeee....i'll not get entangled by the Papa-son rift.
Lifebook ~ well, I'm not Indah water u know! :P lolz
TZ ~ job (my no.), love (Medie's no) :)
KY ~ yup, guide me to being noti.
Live ~ thanks dear. Same same ya. :)
Twilight ~ sarangheyo burbange Twilight.
Happy week guys! ^_^
+Ant+
seriously this is one of most smartest joke i ever come across, not to mention its loooonggg...
yeah he must b psychiatrist... thank you so much for this, wish u have great week ahead too :)
i read booze. :P
happy ~ thank you for your visit too, and you're most welcome. :)
Medie ~ yup, KY and you cld challenge each other in boozeland. :)
That was very clever indeed. Made me laugh! :)
LOL at #9! I hope those having short term memory loss won't press em three times *giggles*
Have a nice week ahead too, kor..
Don't regret once u stepped ur foot in noti club. Oh, dare not to challenege Medie..heard that he is a good drinker. Keke
haha, funny to read, but if i were to call and heard all these nonsense, i would immediately bang the phone already :p
Perky ~ am glad it did! :)
Nic ~ I think they 'll press more than that lolz
KeenYee ~ I won't regret coz I'm not the type to get drunk. Booze is for relaxing and for social purposes. I certainly don't craze for it, neither would i be stupid enuh to get drunk fm it. :P :)
SK ~ Wah , you are so garang. I thought you'd be a lot more relaxed after a wonderful trip. :P lolz
+Ant+
Haha! Very funny and brilliant! : )
hey don't go drinking without me hor ... I also wanna to drink :p
Foong ~ thanks dude! :)
TZ ~ of course we'll not leave you out. :P
+Ant+
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