The New ABCs

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A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won’t float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Let's rhyme the new ABC!
Here goes:



A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?

D 's for dental decay, I ought not smile,
E 's for eyesight, can't locate that bile!
F 's for fissures and fluid retention,
G 's for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H 's for high blood pressure–I'd rather it low;
I 's for incisions with scars you can show.
J 's for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K 's for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M 's for memory, I forget what comes next.
N 's neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O 's for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P 's for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q 's for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R 's for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S 's for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T 's for tinnitus; digi ringtones in my ears!
U 's for urinary; troubles with my flow;
V 's for vertigo; that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W 's  for worry, NOW what’s going 'round?
X 's for X ray, and what might be found.
Y 's for another year I’m left here behind,
Z 's for zest I still have– in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!



HAVE A HEALTHY NEW WEEK ^-^  …..




 

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Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
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