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Mukhriz's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Mukhriz was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was asked to go to another country by PM, for a month to attend to some urgent matters, and had to leave immediately. Before going, he asked his father the slimy one, to send sms confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party and treat to his entourage, the stingy Mukhriz asked his father to write "the clock has arrived" and he would understand that the son is born.The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a little baby girl. The slimy one didn't know what to do. If he writes "the clock has arrived" Mukhriz will think he has got a son. If he writes "clock has not arrived" Mukriz will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and Mukhriz received the sms, read it eagerly and the message reads
“THE CLOCK HAS ARRIVED, BUT THE PENDULUM IS MISSING” ;)
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6 comments:
owh... no pendulum!!! lol
It's pretty hilarious, hehe!
“THE CLOCK HAS ARRIVED, BUT WITHOUT THE CUCKOO BIRD" ~;).
Dear Ant thank you for this. I couldnt stop laufing, the father was so ingenous!!! and I love what Bananaz commented!!! Once again thank you my friend. I also remember vaguely a joke on ingenousity. A married man was having an affair and the woman in question was having a baby so the man sent her off to her native country and told her that when she delivered to send him a postcard and that if it was a boy, as he had only daughters, and to write on the postcard, "Spaghetti & meat ball" and he will send her money. So he was shocked to read her postcard, "Spaghetti & meat balls and to send more gravy!!!" God bless
hey.. very smart father..
No pendulum...digital mah, not old time cuckoo clock!
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