If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it never was. We do not possess anything in this world, least of all other people. We only imagine that we do. Our friends, our lovers, our spouses, even our children are not ours; they belong only to themselves. Possessive and controlling friendships and relationships can be as harmful as neglect.
~ Alison Willcocks
~ Alison Willcocks
THE ORIGINAL VERSION : If you love something, set it free... If it comes back, it's yours.. If it doesn't, it was never yours....
THE PESSIMIST VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she ever comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was....
THE OPTIMIST VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... Don't worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why. If she doesn't, also ask her why.
THE IMPATIENT VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her.
THE PATIENT VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she does ....
THE PLAYFUL VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, and you love her still, set her free again, repeat ....
THE LAWYER'S VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the 2nd act of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that ....
THE ANANDA KRISHNAN (ASTRO) VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and also tell her that she's supposed to leave her decoder on at night to enable an upgrade.
THE COUNT DRACULA VERSION : If you love her, set her free... If she comes back, get a refill. If she doesn't come back, go find her when stock is low.
THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION : If you love somebody, don't ever set her free.
THE MBA VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant. If she doesn't come back, her id is supreme. If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
THE SURGEON'S VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free...but not before she signs on the indemnity.
THE SURGEON'S VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free...but not before she signs on the indemnity.
THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
THE MARKETING VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty. If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
and finally,
and finally,
THE GORDON RAMSAY (HELL'S KITCHEN) VERSION : If you love somebody, set her free... If she comes back, tell her to %&$# off. If she doesn't, make sure she gets the message to %&$# off.
Ah, truly loved these many versions! Made a few additions and did a lil' tweak on some though. Please do humour us with your versions, if any.
On a more serious note, fully agreed with Alison that we do not possess anyone in this world. We are naturally inclined to control other peeps lives. I suppose those with kids are allowed to because the lil' ones need to be guided. The same applies to my staff as well. It's either order or total chaos at the workplace; I obviously chose the former. But I do try to allow them some freedom tho' as each has his/her own unique capability and should be given the chance to blossom and enhance their special skills.
On another note, after having dealt with some negatively-charged people in recent-times, I 've finally been able set myself free from their hostility which certainly did not augur well at all towards my wellbeing.
OM to that!
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"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing
12 comments:
Hahahaha....*wipes tears* rofl!
Brilliant!
Your karching xx
Can I have your monthly salary since it doesn't really belong to you anyway :P
ROFLMAO!! Lol-ing reading those versions! hahaha! :D guess am still prefer the original one! :p
Fisherman's version: If you love something, set it free... If it comes back, set it free again.. If it doesn't, change your bait....
can i combine playful and the optimistic version?
ramsay rules.lol
It would be very certain if the lady let go of the balloons they will never come back haha. Wow so many version love the original. tQ
Never heard this song b4..
Hahahhahaha... gawd, that was just so funny.
Wah....so many versions.
Kiahahaha! I love the Playful and Dracula version the most, it's hilarious!!
My husband always has in mind that our kids belongs to him(atleast until the age of 18)... that's absurb, they have their own minds and have obligation to make their own decision!=_=
Little Sprout's version: If you love your kids, set them free... if they come back, you are lucky(fingers crossed)... if not, leave them alone and continue your life ventures!:p
Have a nice day!
if you loves somebody set her free,if she returns up to her,if not search a new one!
hi,1st time here
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