Thank God It's Friday!

These were the actual Q&As recorded at various inter-university quiz challenges around the world. Have a marvelous weekend ya!

Presenter: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Presenter: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester

Presenter: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
Presenter: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm
Presenter: Correct And if you're not weak, you're ...?
Contestant: Strong.
Presenter: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis
Presenter: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

Presenter: What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant: France.
Presenter: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Presenter: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Presenter: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.

Presenter: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: – Prison, or at Acupulco Beach?
Contestant: Acupulco beach.

Presenter: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Contestant: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

Presenter: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey Goosey?

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

Presenter: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.Presenter: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?

Presenter: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
Contestant: Forrest Gump.

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific.

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Presenter: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta?

Presenter: How many Kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER ... Three?

Presenter: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Contestant: Japan.
Presenter: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Contestant: Er ....... Mexico ?

Presenter: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (long pause): Fourteen days.

Presenter: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?Presenter: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland ?
Presenter: (helpfully) It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.

Presenter: What ‘K’ could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er ......
Presenter: It's got two syllables . . .. Kor .....
Contestant: Kor-ballah? Madonna's religion *proud smile*

Presenter: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.

Presenter: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus.