Tuesday, July 7, 2009

When Pigs fly!


1Malaysia = Racial equality?????

I've heard it said that pigs do fly
and that they now rule the Malaysian sky.
That may sound strange but, if it's right,
I don't suppose they'll fly a wau kite.
I'll bet, instead, they'll have to train
so they can learn to fly an LCCT plane,
or join the Army where they'll get
to learn to fly a wobbly fighter jet.

Or maybe they'll grow kris-shaped piggy wings,
or put on shoes from ill-gotten gains,
or fly in full-fared 1st class comfort,
or opt for discounts on firefly planes,
or ol' MIG planes like a flying ace,
or invade LV or Pavillion's space,
or Russian shuttles at a doctor's pace.

However since pigs decided to fly,
as long as they are way up high
and busy buzzing all around
instead of grunting on the ground,
I think it's safe to say I'll love
to see them soaring up above.
I'm sure I won't be shocked or shaken.
Still, I'll prob'ly miss the bacon.



25 comments:

K|E|E|N|Y|E|E said...

Let me know if the pig really can fly someday. And I'll definitely miss the bacon as well.

William said...

Bila kucing bertanduk~~~

Medie007 said...

aiyo, don be so grim lar. look at it in a less impossible way... the day when i turn vegetarian. :P

savante said...

Let's have a lil bit of faith :)

Twilight Zone said...

Oh this Savante still has lil faith? After pigs, i might fly too... Ha ha!

the happy go lucky one said...

haiya of coz pig can fly lah, thanks to AirAsia, now EVERYONE CAN FLY, they didn specify that everyone is for human only :P

u worry abt bacon? i worry abt shit falling from sky :P

TZ said...

hmmm... i don know piggy can fly ... i only know piggy can climb up the tree ... :p

hahaha.... maybe 20th century... since everyone can fly as advertised... so not surprise that piggy can fly too... ;p

A Common Singaporean said...

Wah, very deep agenda leh. Anton, you sneako! hee hee hee.

Fly they will, hopefully they will emerge as soaring eagles in time to come. The leader of the pack has been working hard so far right?

kenwooi.com said...

when pigs can fly in malaysia, the government can sell them for higher special price and spare more allowance on other races! =)

kenwooi.com

.:: Ant ::. said...

KeenYee ~ yup, well miss it, but i lurve it so much!

William ~ precisely!
:)

Medie ~ you sld know me better....never grim, juz a ranter!

savante ~ I'm an optimist...but i hv my limits too.

Twilight ~ be sure to hv me around when u do...this i gotta watch! :P

+Ant+

.:: Ant ::. said...

happy ~ you dun sound so happy? :P

TZ ~ show me show me!

Common ~ am glad it wuz not too deep, since a Singaporean like you cld understand. :)

Ken ~ hey, thanks for droppingby. You feel the big boys will spare us any change? Hmmmmmmm

+Ant+

foongpc said...

Pigs will fly when snow falls in Malaysia : )

foongpc said...

Did you change the layout of your blog again? Or the colour? You change it with every post? So free?

foongpc said...

Well, although it looks impossible, I would like to dream that we can really achieve 1Malaysia. Where all races respect each other and everyone has equal opportunity.

foongpc said...

Where we will be the most admired nation and we are proud of our country.

I know, sounds impossible. But, there's always a glimmer of hope somewhere.

foongpc said...

You can even say I'm naive. Maybe I am. But this is a dream for me and all Malaysians. We can make it happen! Only if we all think the same way. The power of the mind cannot be underestimated. The power of the collective consciousness can attract what we all want. We just need to think the same way and not worry about how to achieve it. The how will come. It is provided by the Universe.

foongpc said...

You found it too much work? I find it fun! : )

foongpc said...

I'm sure you would have noticed by now I'm doing some spamming. This is the response for spamming me! haha! : )

foongpc said...

It's 2.07 am. I better go to sleep now. Thanks for letting me spam here before I go to bed : )

- yEng - said...

when pig can fly...
msia will got 4season in a year ~!!

Bengbeng said...

there is something wrong in a nation when the overall consensus is low or no confidence in the administration

.:: Ant ::. said...

Fooong ~ LOLZ....you are a farnee guy. 8 spams is not enough, i wanna recruit your spammers so my comment box cld reach your numbers! :P
Thanks for the laugh! ^_^

Yeng ~ hey , thanks for droppingby. Or Msia cld experience a locust plague! lolz

Beng ~ it has been wrong so far. Even MACC is hvg selective persecution. See what they'll do to, or rather, not do to Khir Toyol.

+Ant+

[SK] said...

no comments - but i can tell you i love PORK!!! hahahaha~~

^^NgOh WiLLY^^ said...

if pig can fly then the new malaysia PM is a chinese =.=

.:: Ant ::. said...

SK ~ you wld hv loved the pork we had yesterday! :P :)

Willy ~ hahaha true true. :)

+Ant+