courtesy of flickrRead this compilation of funnies recently. These are real answers given by children. I've always enjoyed reading the "innocent" answers given; so real and often with doses of humour attached. Enjoy!
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts — the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. (very close?)
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
Have a truly wonderful week ahead, all ya' wonderful peeps! ^_^
"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
XOXO
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
XOXO
6 comments:
Love the children eh~...
Come to my work place then :)
They don't sound like kids but some adults speak that way too. Oh that was funny to start my week ahead. Hope you won't get harassed by that Canadian junkie again. How come your post didn't appear as latest? What did you do??
love the children?? have your own ones!! hehe :p
I thought the varicose one is a rather cool answer.
Yes, I shall keep my milk in the cow! Ingenious! :)
i love the pic but yr latest post... i dont quite understand it... perhaps bcoz i am out of the loop i miss the hidden meanings :)
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