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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question:
‘When you die and go to Heaven… which part of your body goes first?’
Suzy raised her hand and said: ’I think it’s your hands.’
‘Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?’
Suzy replied: ’Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.’
‘What a wonderful answer!’ the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said: ‘Sister, I think it’s your feet.’
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
‘Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?’
Little Johnny said:
‘Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy’s bedroom the other night,
Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’
If Dad hadn’t pinned her down, we’d have lost her.”
The Nun fainted!……
Hope this lil' joke gave a smile to start the new week. Take care all ya wonderful peeps! ^-^
"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing
21 comments:
I don't know anyone who had walked in on their parents having sex.
OMG... this is so hilarious!
One was guilty of that when one was a very little boy...>.<
hahahh heard this b4 but still funny everytime
Oops what a careless parents to leave the door open when they are having fun haha. Saw another sign which says "Trespasser will be shot and will be shot again if not dead". So don't simply climb the wrong fence..
luckily the teacher didnt ask "How do u go to heaven?"...then the child will answer "U have to lie down flat and raise ur legs to the sky, then ask someone to pin u down and shake non stop!"
LOL! And I thought this was gonna be another enlightening post.
Reading the sign you have up there reminds me of a sign I saw too "First shot will be missed. Second shot is a guaranteed hit".
LOL! That's a good one.... initially was thinking this could be another enlightenment lecture from you!^-^
have a great day to you too!
LOLs.... that image is really funny and whoever puts it up really has a good sense of humor
Buaya crawl over ur blog... Thanks for cheering me up in this wonderful morning ^^
Hahahahahhaahahhaha! Oh, God... this is one hell of a joke. Poor nun!
this is the hamsap post hehehe
but i dont think hand or feet...
i think spirit gua.
What a nice funny 'theory' here, hehe :D
hahahaha.......this is real funny. And make sense too (at least for the little boy).
A good laff! I had many from my friends this morning. This adds to them:)
another entertaining joke.. :p
haha.... so funny~
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funny leh...
I thought is another insightful post, manatahu.. tsk tsk tsk...
ahahahha...
OMG! Like Donna, I thought this was going to be one of those inspirational reads that you normally post on your blog. Really had me laughing out loud at the end of it though! ;)
Hilarious!!! FREAKING MADE ME LOL
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