Suffering from Monday blues and fear of the mutated swine virus?
Just remember, it could be worse.......
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was US$8,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killerwhale ate them both.
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A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
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A young female hairdresser began work in a men's salon. She was a bit embarassed when she noticed an elderly customer moving his hand under the gown.
At first she tried to ignore it but by now the gown was moving about as well.
"You dirty bastard", she shouted and smacked him around the head with the hand-held mirror. He fell onto the floor in a crumpled heap, the gown fell off, then she saw that he had actually been cleaning his glasses ...........
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And finally,
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your Monday doesn't seem so bad after all, does it?
Have an awesome week ahead, my dear friends! ^_^
Just remember, it could be worse.......
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was US$8,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killerwhale ate them both.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A young female hairdresser began work in a men's salon. She was a bit embarassed when she noticed an elderly customer moving his hand under the gown.
At first she tried to ignore it but by now the gown was moving about as well.
"You dirty bastard", she shouted and smacked him around the head with the hand-held mirror. He fell onto the floor in a crumpled heap, the gown fell off, then she saw that he had actually been cleaning his glasses ...........
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And finally,
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Your Monday doesn't seem so bad after all, does it?
Have an awesome week ahead, my dear friends! ^_^
12 comments:
Thanks. This really helps dude.
i just wonder who is so free, go and search and compile this news together. anyway wish u have a great week ahead :)
Oh that was a good kick start joke for the week ahead. LOL... Hope you have a happy week to slog before Friday.
haha~ i like the last comic... so hilarious!!!
Always looking forward for your Mondays blog. When I am feeling bad, its reminds me that there are people who are worst! Thanks.
KeenYee ~ do hope you had enough of sleep last nite :P lolz
Happy ~ Yea, I compiled it juz to keep you entertained. :P
Twilight ~ Dun slog too hard ya. We'll chill out together on Friday ya! :)
Leumas ~ haha Glad you did. Welcome home. :)
Yamuna ~ always look forward to Mondays too. :)
+Ant+
the terrorist joke was lame but emjoyable~ ;P
wahaha...i like the last comic
hahahaha, thanks for all the jokes.. well, am done and back to work.. life still goes on :p
Wow, Anton, you really compile these? Salute you!
Life is really ain't so bad after all! I guess we must always count our blessings. At this moment I'm compiling my blessings : )
I read this entry early in the morning, knowing its a Monday today, and Ant will drive the blues away.
It did.
Monday isn't that bad after all.
2 more minutes to Tuesday. Enjoy the rest of the week.
Hehehe... great compilation of ironic & freaky incidents! :)
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