Sunday, September 20, 2009

Grumpy

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

"Grumpy,my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting ......

"GRUMPY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!"


Have a wonderful Raya week. Please remember to frown less, smile more! ^_^



"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
XOXO

12 comments:

Pranny said...

Frown is for Bong Bong right??

I just frowned cause bloody hell, mom switch off my pc by pulling out the entire plug... Hate it when she does that...

the viennamese said...

Oooer I would like to be shagged by Grumpy. He seems like he's into S&M. :D

manglish said...

ROFL......:)

William said...

@Jerry:
Wah, your mum very the ganas.

Poor penguin!

Anonymous said...

hmmm i really dun get it lor :P think so many times, how could penguin be mistaken as dwarf meh? *triple frowns* lollll... thanks and have a wonderful holiday there kekeeee

Twilight Man said...

It is 5am and the words Frown & Penguin is confusing me now.

Bengbeng said...

hahahahahahahahahaha omg my stomach hurt laughing hahahahahahahhaahahahah

Medie007 said...

what has frown to do with me?!?!?!?!

A Common Singaporean said...

Fucking hell!!!! Muahahahahahaahah!!

KY said...

Have a good week ahead too..:)

[SK] said...

i thot Grumpy thought the penguin was Dwarf Snow White?? :p

A Common Singaporean said...

YO Grumpy Anton :

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

hee hee hee

I am sure the guys are gonna tekan you today? hee hee hee