Another teaser compilation that had me in stitches. Please share-on ya!
* Artery............. The study of paintings.
* Benign ............ What you be after you be eight.
* Bacteria........... Back door to cafeteria.
* Barium............. What doctors do when patients die.
* Cesarean Section... A neighbourhood in Rome.
* Catscan............ Searching for Kitty.
* Cauterize.......... Made eye contact with her.
* Colic.............. A sheep dog.
* Coma............... A punctuation mark.
* Dilate............. To live long.
* Enema.............. Not a friend.
* Fester............. Quicker than someone else.
* Fibula............. A small lie.
* Genital............ Non-Jewish person.
* Impotent........... Distinguished, well known.
* Labour Pain........ Getting hurt at work.
* Medical Staff...... A Doctor’s cane.
* Morbid............. A higher offer than I bid.
* Nitrates........... Cheaper than day rates.
* Node............... I knew it.
* Outpatient......... A person who has fainted.
* Pap Smear.......... A fatherhood test.
* Pelvis............. Second cousin to Elvis.
* Post Operative..... A letter carrier.
* Recovery Room...... Place to do upholstery.
* Rectum............. Darn near killed him.
* Secretion.......... Hiding something
* Seizure............ Roman emperor.
* Tablet............. A small table.
* Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the airport.
* Tumour............. More than one.
* Urine.............. Opposite of you’re out
* Varicose........... Near by
Have a loving weekend, my wonderful readers! ^_^
"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing XOXO
19 comments:
Haha. Had me in stitches! (^_^)Y
Oh I thought you were busy at work but you were actually posting this! What a liar! .... LOL
Pandai nye your words galore, this is you having brains fiddling with funny words.
BTW what is "Canton"?
Answer: When Anton gets chickened by a Can-adian.
Muahahahahahahahaaha!!! Grandma rolling on the floor with sarong ripped apart.
hmm..think i seen this somewhere before :)
Hahah! I should ask daddyo to do a pap smear! xD
The doctors out there will muntah darah.
haha. those put some smiles on alright. :)
Dove, Evann, Medie, William ~ glad you enjoyed them. ^_^
Twilight ~ wah, this granny spewing extra foul puke today, aided by the H2N2foongpc spam virus. LOLZ Make love, not war! This was a scheduled post la, my only effort is to share this with you guys, since I'm not the author. Just to share with you guys for laughs.
Bluesoule ~ ya, medics should hv come across this compilation b4. :)
Grandma is feeling young again isn't she??
A loving weekend... Is a sleepover party with Anton.. :P
hahahahha......how about "You're so vein"? hehehe....i try...:)
LOl. It brought a smile to my face
Quite clever, these analogies. I love them.
LMAO, though there're a few i couldn't catch a ball, but still the list is hilarious.. hahaha :D
Jerry ~ granma is alwiz young, aided by her tongkat ali. :P
Manglish ~ that wuz a good one, a fav comment of Count Dracula perhaps? :)
Ichi ~ glad you liked them. :)
Common ~ still worried for your health. Hope this post brought some cheer. :)
SK ~ which ones did you not understand. Perhaps I cld try to explain.
LMAO!!
omg i haven't been visiting your blog in ages & boy have I missed reading all this random jokes :)
farnee, poor laymen must be so confused after this post!
Perky ~ welcome back sweetie, I missed you, i really did! ^_^
Nase ~ so, did you muntah darah like how William put it? lolz
lol. thanks for the dtails.
ps you're invited to comment on my post too =)
Hey, I didn't really get this. Must be due to my kindergarden english lo. :(
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