Friday, September 11, 2009

A Layman's Medical Terms

Another teaser compilation that had me in stitches. Please share-on ya!

* Artery............. The study of paintings.

* Benign ............ What you be after you be eight.

* Bacteria........... Back door to cafeteria.

* Barium............. What doctors do when patients die.

* Cesarean Section... A neighbourhood in Rome.

* Catscan............ Searching for Kitty.

* Cauterize.......... Made eye contact with her.

* Colic.............. A sheep dog.

* Coma............... A punctuation mark.

* Dilate............. To live long.

* Enema.............. Not a friend.

* Fester............. Quicker than someone else.

* Fibula............. A small lie.

* Genital............ Non-Jewish person.

* Impotent........... Distinguished, well known.

* Labour Pain........ Getting hurt at work.

* Medical Staff...... A Doctor’s cane.

* Morbid............. A higher offer than I bid.

* Nitrates........... Cheaper than day rates.

* Node............... I knew it.

* Outpatient......... A person who has fainted.

* Pap Smear.......... A fatherhood test.

* Pelvis............. Second cousin to Elvis.

* Post Operative..... A letter carrier.

* Recovery Room...... Place to do upholstery.

* Rectum............. Darn near killed him.

* Secretion.......... Hiding something

* Seizure............ Roman emperor.

* Tablet............. A small table.

* Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the airport.

* Tumour............. More than one.

* Urine.............. Opposite of you’re out

* Varicose........... Near by

Have a loving weekend, my wonderful readers! ^_^


"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing XOXO

19 comments:

Little Dove said...

Haha. Had me in stitches! (^_^)Y

Twilight Man said...

Oh I thought you were busy at work but you were actually posting this! What a liar! .... LOL

Pandai nye your words galore, this is you having brains fiddling with funny words.

Twilight Man said...

BTW what is "Canton"?

Answer: When Anton gets chickened by a Can-adian.


Muahahahahahahahaaha!!! Grandma rolling on the floor with sarong ripped apart.

blue said...

hmm..think i seen this somewhere before :)

the viennamese said...

Hahah! I should ask daddyo to do a pap smear! xD

William said...

The doctors out there will muntah darah.

Medie007 said...

haha. those put some smiles on alright. :)

Gratitude said...

Dove, Evann, Medie, William ~ glad you enjoyed them. ^_^

Twilight ~ wah, this granny spewing extra foul puke today, aided by the H2N2foongpc spam virus. LOLZ Make love, not war! This was a scheduled post la, my only effort is to share this with you guys, since I'm not the author. Just to share with you guys for laughs.

Bluesoule ~ ya, medics should hv come across this compilation b4. :)

Pranny said...

Grandma is feeling young again isn't she??


A loving weekend... Is a sleepover party with Anton.. :P

manglish said...

hahahahha......how about "You're so vein"? hehehe....i try...:)

ichimaru akira said...

LOl. It brought a smile to my face

A Common Singaporean said...

Quite clever, these analogies. I love them.

[SK] said...

LMAO, though there're a few i couldn't catch a ball, but still the list is hilarious.. hahaha :D

Gratitude said...

Jerry ~ granma is alwiz young, aided by her tongkat ali. :P

Manglish ~ that wuz a good one, a fav comment of Count Dracula perhaps? :)

Ichi ~ glad you liked them. :)

Common ~ still worried for your health. Hope this post brought some cheer. :)

SK ~ which ones did you not understand. Perhaps I cld try to explain.

Perky said...

LMAO!!

omg i haven't been visiting your blog in ages & boy have I missed reading all this random jokes :)

nase said...

farnee, poor laymen must be so confused after this post!

Gratitude said...

Perky ~ welcome back sweetie, I missed you, i really did! ^_^

Nase ~ so, did you muntah darah like how William put it? lolz

Jean said...

lol. thanks for the dtails.


ps you're invited to comment on my post too =)

KY said...

Hey, I didn't really get this. Must be due to my kindergarden english lo. :(