Ever-remembered those school days where some of our classmates stood out at such an early age of being sneaky "kaki lincah" and ahead of the rest when it came to mischievious pranks and ingenious tricks? Well, please read on and hope you'll enjoy (as much as i did, kudos to the compiler!) this compilation of school notes/letters sent to teachers (must be from the US, since the word "marine" was quoted) by some kiddies playing truant:-
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
XOXO
14 comments:
i remember i got a friend Robert who always has muscle pain and absent for the whole week~ lolz...
The last 7 were funniest, dude! Muahahaha!
haha.. funny notes.. =P
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Please excuse *Ant* for being absent for years. He has graduated years back... blek!
ha...ha....a good one!
wow, a kid who has very close veins.. i really wonder...
is it me or is it just that the parents really have really poor general knowledge?
Oooer, I'd like to be sick and under my doctor too! :P
Lollll... i really cant stop laughing... one of the best. and by the way, im going to steal this and post it in one of my blog :P thanks alot kekeee
i wish i could tell my boss one day that i am sick......SICK OF WORKING! :)
are you sure you copied this, or you just recalled what you've written back in your old days?? :p
Leu ~ Oooo which muscle har? :P
Twilight ~ glad i made Granny laugh! This are funnies. If they wanna rant, then they are really selfish morons :)
Ken ~ :) glad you liked them I found them hilarious, that's why i cldnt help but to forward to you guys. :)
TZ ~ please excuse TZ for all the rants as he has redeemed himself by securing enough points to pass. :P
Yamuna ~ glad u like them. :)
Medie ~ dun be surprised if u come across many peeps who dun even know simple general knowledge stuff.
Evann ~ alwiz hvg noti thoughts huh? :P lolz Actually, i dun mind too, since i like peeps in uniform :P lolz
Happy ~ pls do help spread the laughter...i'm certain the compiler isnt uptight and wldnt mind if his/her compilation cld make many others laugh.
Manglish ~ follow my example...be your own boss! :)
SK ~ noti thamby. Hey, I wuz a good laddie at school. :P lolz
I hated PE class!
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