Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Race


Twilight, the whale sperm?


If you sometimes feel a lil' useless, offended or depressed.....
always remember that perhaps,

YOU were once the fastest and most victorious lil' sperm out of the millions.


Feel better?



"Walk on a trail of loving kindness
Walk on a path of compassion
And all else around you will be beautiful."
Every Blessing

23 comments:

Donna said...

hahahaha.. feel much better..
hahaha.. this is the best one...
and so funny~ btw..

about the retarded blogger who gave you lil' shit something..
not me hor..?
I just said SOMETIMES need to read the same post twice or more because some of the content is quite deep..
=_________="
not offensive one.. T_T
Sorry if it sounds offensive.. T_T

manglish said...

bull's eye, brader!!! that you shud be posting this entry....btw i was having particular emotions regarding my post except EXCITEMENT!!!! hahahahahhaha....

Bravebear said...

Such positive energy ^_^

Yups, we are all winners! RAWR!!!

Reanaclaire said...

hahaha... good... i feel slightly better.. was feeling kind of down this afternoon.. so i have won the race .. what grand prize.. now i m so big sized, from a tiny cell...

Twilight Man said...

I thought losers get plonk down into this samsaric world! My buddies must be laughing from the heavenly fences today. When I am depressed, I wished I was not born laaaaa...

Twilight Man said...

When on earth you told Dolly about retarded bloggers?













Tell me quick!

William said...

Errrmmm.... not really. :P

Anonymous said...

hahaaa i so agree with twilight, they must b enjoying the heavenly enjoyment up there :P

MiChi said...

There is one educational organisation uses this tactic to make the children be filial peity to the parents... muahahaha.....!!! I think if I swim with all wealth and merits together to this life, I don't mind to be the champion.... hahaha

Unknown said...

Lmao, Twilight! I have never gotten that depressed that I will wish I was never born.As a mother, I got to take care of my kids. Although I have been through my share of bad times, I do try to stay positive. Hence, I THANK YOU,for the POSITIVE post.Cheerios!

TZ said...

hahaha... :p

KY said...

But I couldn't swim well lo. Can use other example?

Gratitude said...

Dolly@ Eeeeee so sensitive, It's definitely not you , my dear. You happen to be one of my fav bloggers. :)

Manglish @ U mean sperms got you all excited? hahaha It's time to get amorous with whoever you can fish. :)

Bravebear@ another excited one. Lolz

Reanaclaire@ Errrrrr grand prize? Go and make babies. :)

Twilight@ positive thinking dude. :P

William@ understandable, since after the adrenelin rush you had last week. hehe

Gratitude said...

Happy@ till they enjoy too much, deplete their good merits, and fall back down :P

Michi@ so humble. From what I noticed, you are already so blessed. :)

Shakira@ granny Twilight is juz a great ranter. She/he is alwiz seen skipping along with her/his walking stick, swatting whoever displeases her/him LOLZ

TZ@ :) :P

Bluey@ sounds like a joke, but this quote is really one of the most logical and positive motivators that i've come across.:)

Medie@ i'm sure there are so many healthy sperms but with retarded genes. Look at all the retarded peeps around.

KY@ you hv just lost touch with your breast and doggie strokes. You were once a victotious sperm, remember? :P lolz

CH Voon said...

hahahaha

I feel that i am bit stronger now...

gabateh!

RoseBelle said...

LOL...my brother has been down with luck and feeling depressed, this poem oughta make him feel uplifted...or I'll get his "wth" comment.

said...

We're strong~ and we're a fighter !!! :)

the viennamese said...

:)

Though I doubt my smile would last for long; what counts is that at least I did once.

KY said...

I know...I was once the champion.. Probably I lost my tail?

[SK] said...

nope, that didn't make me feel better, because i was the champion brought to suffer in this world!! oh my, this makes me feel more depressed :p

Unknown said...

I would like to thank you so much for listing me as one of your samsaric friends. I am truly grateful and proud to be one.
Cheers!

conan_cat said...

wow... i have made a victory at least once in my life! xD

thanks for the idea, haha!

Gratitude said...

Shakira @ it's a natural process, especially more so since I'm a fan of funny stories and pics. :) Thanks for your constant visit and pray that I'll never bore you.

Conan@ hi there. thanks for your 1st visit. Browsed thru' your blog and found it interesting too. Shall catch you often too. :)

Nanah@ your blog name had me in stiches lolz. Thanks for your 1st visit ya. :)