Swine

A farm hand, calls back to the estate manager.

"Tuan, I got one helluva problem here ..... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the bars on the front and is wriggling and squealing so blardy much ...... arrrgh can't get him out."

The manager says, "Ok, there's a parang knife behind the seat in the rack, take it, hack the pig's head for an instant humane death and you'll be able to remove it."

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said Tuan. Took the parang, hacked the pig in the head and removed him from the truck-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."

"So what's the f*king problem ?" raged the Manager. "Well Tuan, it's his motor-bike. It's stuck under the wheel arch and the blardy blue light wont stop flashing "

" Errr …………………………………ullo – you still there Tuan?"

Have a productive, safe and swine-flu-free week ahead, my dear readers! ^_^